Sunday, June 26, 2005

FIN

Degree Complete! High Score!

Yes, I've finished English Language at Sussex with a 2:1 score, which is pretty good considering I, in the words of Simon Knight, "never bought a textbook" during my Uni career (not strictly true but makes me sound pretty awesome).

Apparently my dissertation was one of the two on which my tutors, Barbara and Richard, differed most in terms of marks. Most were within 3 marks, but mine and one other went out for external moderation. I was pretty pleased then, when I found out that I got 70% for the damn thing and I felt like I did the apostrophe proud. Getting 69 on the Modern English Pronunciation takeaway paper (a.k.a. the bastard paper) was also pretty satisfying, not least because I was convinced I was screwed when I picked it up (of course still found time to listen to the Indy 500 live). The rest of the breakdown is fairly irrelevant, the basic theme is that I'm pleased that it didn't all go horribly wrong.

One of the seminal moments of that particular Friday was when the hot weather, which had served those celebrating their degree scores so well, finally broke; standing in the refreshing downpour, feeling a sense of relief and achievement, and listening to trippy guitar music wafting from Sam's neighbour Alex's window was one of those great moments of cheap euphoria and it really underlined the end of the University dream.

Real life is about to hit me like a bucket of cold water. I can already feel my nuts retracting towards my body in preperation.

Currently impressed by: Pretty good results!
Currently non-plussed by: The end.
Current urge: Do it all again! (not going to happen though)

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Lost Weekend

Wow, what a crazy weekend. So crazy in fact its taken me until Wednesday to actually commit it to the blog.

On Saturday I went over to wonderful Brum to celebrate Pete's 21st birthday. Arriving at about 1ish I was greeted by absolutely gorgeous weather. We headed to the Gosta for a bit of pub lunch and basically sat around for 3 hours drinking coke and enjoying the sun. It was nice to catch up with both Pete and Will, and the housemates that I'd met on my previous visit.

We then went across to millennium point Imax for the 5pm showing of Nascar 3D. Yannick managed to completely disregard the innocence of children by saying "suck my dick" within metres of a little girl. I had previously said 'fuck' but asserted it was "okay, because I just heard her say fuck too". Nascar, in 3D and on a screen the size of God, did not disappoint, the in car race shots were excellent, you really felt as if you were nestled in between the bars of the roll cage. Amusingly Yannick ducked when a tyre flew out towards the audience. There were a few moments where the 3D didn't quite work, but for the most part it was absolutely excellent.

After Nascar we hit the Co-op for some booze and headed back for some poker. There were a few tense moments, particularly when Yannick took Pete to the cleaners; somewhat unfair considering Pete, Matt and I had all never played poker before. I lasted a little longer, but not much, going out against will, we both had flushes but will held the ace, meaning he took the lot.
The night's partying was taken to the Walkabout where some northern monkey band were playing. When they'd finished we basically danced to cheesy music and laughed at how mental Helen was. Pete was playing tonsil tennis with some chick called Donna (as yet I have no update as to whether this has escalated since the visit). In some clumsy attempts to get Pete some rumpo, we ended up at Donna's house at about four in the morning before giving up and getting a taxi back. My toes were screaming after a night in shoes two sizes too small.

Sunday began as a lazy day, waking up at around 11:30 and heading to Burger King for an easy lunch. I arrived on time for my Virgin train, but unfortunately my Virgin train was not on time for me. I had to wait 35 minutes, baking on the New Street platform, for the train to arrive. All seat reservations were cancelled, and the train was packed, so I decided to find one of the seats by the toilets. It didn't smell too bad so I just stayed there for the whole journey. Several delays later and I arrived in Brighton. Had the train been on time, I would have had the time to queue for a ticket for a Falmer. Instead, the Falmer train left and I had to leg it through the midday-levels of heat to the bus stop. It was crucial that I caught the beginning of the Grand Prix...

I had suspected something mental might happen. All the way through the weekend I had been following the F1 news on my various regular news sites, and it wasnt looking good for Michelin. Nothing, however, could prepare me for Jim Rosenthal solemnly informing the British public that, with around 5 minutes to go, no one knew if the race would happen. Watching 14 F1 cars peeling off into the pits at the end of the parade lap, as the remaining six line up on the grid, is something I will never forget. There has been much said about the farce that was the 2005 US Grand Prix and there will be much more said. What was clear to me was that the FIA clearly had little or no desire to ensure that a proper race would occur. The scale of the damage to F1 in America, a country which already has a fairly choice selection of motorsports on offer, is massive. Not only has this damaged the chances of a return to Indianapolis, the fact that the hardcore of American fans who actually made the effort to attend the race has been offended, I can't see any sane promoter taking Formula One on in the next few years. This effectively puts paid to suggestions, such as the Las Vegas race, that were being bandied around the paddock before Michelin-gate reared its ugly head.

It seems we are referring to an awful lot of events in F1 these days as something-'gate'. I don't have a problem with the politics per-se, but the FIA should be wary of the off-track escapades becoming more interesting than the races themselves. I think in 2004 this was certainly the case, and I'm not sure how many seasons of that kind Formula One can weather. Perhaps Paul Stoddart should start selling "Make Politics History" wristbands to fund all the development Minardi will have to perform to make it through the next wave of Mosley's regulations.

Currently impressed by: The weather... wow!
Currently non-plussed by: The speed with which Uni is ending.
Current urge: Get my bloody PayPal account sorted.

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Women! Leave your husbands; kill your children; practice witchcraft; destroy capitalism; become lesbians.

http://www.reandev.com/taliban/

What a lovely collection of fine human beings. In other news there are an awful lot of twats in the world.

U2 were predictably great; 'Where The Streets Have No Name' live made my evening. Unfortunately we appeared to have accidentally been assigned seating in the 'boring bastard central' section, as opposed to the 'people who paid 60 quid to actually enjoy the flaming gig' section. We stood up to dance around like nobbers and generally enjoy the music, like 90% of the fellow gig-goers, and were asked to sit down by people who clearly bought tickets with the intention of spending 3 hours with a face like Lenin's corpse.

Having been moved to standing by a sympathetic steward (who was as bemused as we were by the situation), I glanced up at the end of the gig, when the entire stadium was standing and cheering, to our place on the top tier and lo and behold the sour-faced bunch of twunts were still sitting and looking miserable as sin. In their defence did spy them finally using their inherent gift of human balance; they stood up to leave.

Currently impressed by: U2 live.
Currently non-plussed by: Serious hayfever.
Current urge: Get a good(ish) night's sleep.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

My nocturnal lifestyle

Oh god, NASCAR had to come on straight after the Indycar didn't it!?

Currently impressed by: Channel 5's dedication to niche motorsports.
Currently non-plussed by: The amount of sleep I'm going to get tonight.
Current urge: Watch more motorsport.

"I was dreaming like a Texan girl..."

Watching the late night Indycar coverage (as I would recommend you all do too) and I must say that I found it rather cute that the commentators felt the need to reassure the viewing audience that it's 'okay' when Danica Patrick drops a place or two. I also find it amusing that the gents in the series are generally referred to either by their full name or surname; it seems the commentators are all on first name terms with Ms. Patrick. I would personally really like 'Danica' to do well, I think she's a talented chick, but I'm worried that unless she converts her talents into a win soon the media fuss will die out. I hope she makes the most of this period where everyone in the world seems slightly smitten with her.

As an aside, someone tell me what the merit is in indycar.com providing a 750-odd megabyte file (that I expected to be an hour long full race highlights show) which is simply 4 minutes of ridiculously high quality video. Watching the sparks fly at Texas is lovely in high quality, but seriously, I'd rather see action above visual clarity.

I genuinely hope Codemasters get a decent set of physics stuck to the Indycar component of Race Driver 3, I was a bigger fan of Indycar Series 2005 than most (yes, even on the PS2) and it has that edge of absolute warp-speed insanity that NASCAR lacks. I genuinely fear for Indycar drivers and they command almost as much respect from me as those WRC nutcases.

Currently impressed by: Indycar in general, it's a very underrated series.
Currently non-plussed by: My hair, we're approaching the zero hour where I think I'll shave the bastard stuff off.
Current urge: To become rich enough to be a racing driver in my leisure time. Hell, to become rich enough to have leisure time would be pretty good.

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Le Blog

Beautiful day!

I'm still learning this whole blog thing, so bear with me. This could either be really interesting, or, as Nick has warned me, could just demonstrate how dull my life really is. Still, I'll try and keep them short and sweet for as long as humanly possible.

Having to wait that little bit longer for the Canadian GP, what with timezone differences. Despite a fairly awful performance in pre-race practises I have an inkling that Ferrari will be more impressive this weekend. I'm prepared to stand by this prediction even if both the cars blow up in quali. I'm sure I will make more outrageous and outlandish predictions than this. I'm equally sure I can think of some great excuse to get out of it.

Currently impressed by: WRC 4 on PS2, slowly learning to fight the inertia of a 400bhp rally car.
Currently non-plussed by: Lack of LeMans coverage on terrestrial television.
Current urge: Start a blog!